Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate

There are many things men do that women hate. Leaving the lid off the toothpaste, or leaving the toilet seat up. However, below are ten things they hate in the bedroom, and it would benefit us to keep these in mind.

•Undressing before you are sure where the evening is headed. 
It is awkward if you are standing there half naked and she is wondering why.

•Have bad hygiene! 
It is a non-starter if you haven’t showered or shaved in days. Come on men, we like women to be clean and smell good, they would appreciate the same from us.

•No foreplay. 
Women like foreplay before getting to the endgame. Spend some time with it because unlike us, most women take more time to get ready. Beware, don’t finish before she is halfway there.

•Ignoring everything except the big three. 
Don’t just focus on between her legs, lips and her chest. Women do enjoy some exploration. Let you hands wander, and she may do the same to you.

•Hair pulling or biting. 
Don’t assume women want to have their hair yanked or their nipple bit. Just because you saw it in a porno movie does not make it true.

•Surprising foreign objects. 
Use your imagination and then don’t go there. Unless asked specifically, do not surprise her with a makeshift dildo. Or even the real thing.

•Going too hard. 

You are not working construction, so hammering harder will not make it better. Slow down a little and ease up. Unless specifically asked you could be ruining her evening. That won’t go over well for either of you.

•Stopping for a break. 

If you slow down you are just going to have to make up time, because women can lose their desire quickly, then where will you be?

•Unsolicited back door entry. 

Unless specifically requested, a surprise in her rear will not make her a happy woman.

•Obnoxious music. 

Techno beats or heavy metal is not the usual mood maker men think for women.
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How to Treat a Girl

1. Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.

5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.

8. You can be dirty minded in private, really…most of them are not offended by it…

9. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

10. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it .

11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t out of him.

15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.

17. You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

18. Don’t flirt with their moms…that’s just freaky.

19. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.

20. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

21. Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

22. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

23. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

24. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.

25. Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.

26. Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

27. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

28. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. Then you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it.